Well I was sittin' at home Got a call on my phone from my buddy Asked if he'd stop by the store And pick up a case a beer He said, "Wish I could, but hey Matt I ain't got the money" I said, "Get on back, don't you worry The party is going on here" Got girls runnin' round in the kitchen They're all half naked I'm hopin' and prayin' to God They stay the night And I'm thinkin' that maybe I shouldn't But I say, "What the hell, c'mon boys Let's have a good time" Honey I know you're home sleepin' And I'm out runnin' wild Don't you ever forget that They call me the wild child Walked out on the back porch And talked to a purty lady She came up to me and Had asked me for a light I said, "Whatcha smokin'? Marlboros or marijuana?" She said, "Both" with a grin "But I like the coke and lime" Well we don't need Scooby Doo To solve this mystery It's clear to see the "want me" In your eyes And I'm thinkin' that maybe I shouldn't My girl wouldn't know But still, it just wouldn't seem right We ran outta beer Broke out a half gallon of Jager I took off the top And passed it around I said, "Hey lady, Do you want the grand tour?" I took her upstairs, closed the door, And laid her down X 2