I need a little wiggle room
Where I can hang around
A place I can get lost
A place I can get found
I need a little wiggle room
Somewhere that I can kvetch
A hi-fi, with wi-fi
So I can cyber lech
I need a little wiggle room
I need a little giggle room
I need a little wiggle room
To ponder tougher questions
An extra little humble space
To practice indiscretions
I need a little wiggle room
To exercise obsessions
A designated special place
To vent my indigestions
I need a little wiggle room
I need a little jiggle room
I need a little bigger wiggle room
I need a bigger little wiggle room
A place I have no fear, my mind completely free of warring
I give myself the gears through double single malted pouring
Then chant the old cheers 'cause I'm the captain and we're scoring
More trophies from careers in the major leagues of shnorring
I need a little wiggle room
Where I can duck a yontef
A sacred little chapel
Where I can play the pontiff
I need a little wiggle room
Where only I have dibs
A safe house, a treif house
A place I can eat ribs
I need a little wiggle
A wiggle waggle wiggly room
I need a very big wiggle room
A higher longer wider wiggle room