I bet you think that you made it
You found the one and you're savin'
Empty bottles of wine from your first date
Girl, he's takin' me out of Nashville to that place
I bet you think that I hate you
But really I should thank you
For taking him off of my hands when you did
You really did me a favor
And trust me, in a couple months
We'll be drinking about it
But for now, yeah
You can have him, you can keep him
Tell everyone you stole my man
You can have him, cause I'm leaving
You with everything that I can't stand
Like his shitty taste in music
And his Grandpa's benz
That cheap cologne he uses
And his dirt bag friends
If you ever want the worst I've ever had
Then yeah
You can have him (have him)
Ooh yeah
You can have him (have him)
Ooh ooh ooh
And his obsession with his mama
There's no excuse but he's got one
For every lie that he tells makes you question yourself
So girl, if you still want him
You can have him, you can keep him
Tell everyone you stole my man
You can have him, cause I'm leaving
You with everything that i can't stand
Like his shitty taste in music
And his Grandpa's benz
The cheap cologne he uses
And his dirt bag friends
If you want the worst I've ever had
Then yeah
You can have him (have him)
Ooh yeah
You can have him (have him)
Ooh ooh ooh
Trust me, I've been where you've been
Thinkin' that you can't live without him
(Oh without him)
Trust me, in a couple months
We'll be drinking about it
But for now yeah
You can have him, you can keep him
Tell everyone you stole my man
You can have him, cause I'm leaving
You with everything that I can't stand
His shitty in music and his Grandpa's benz
The cheap cologne he uses and his dirtbag friends
If you want the worst I've ever had
Then yeah
You can have him (have him)
Ooh
You can have him (have him)
Ooh ooh ooh
(Have him)
Have him and his dirtbag friends
Have him
Oh you can, you can, you can
Have him