Wrapped presents sit under the Christmas tree
Except for one, from you to me
Thats in the backyard, set on fire
Unlike our love, you burnt your desire
To stay with me, this holiday season
Walls put up, I'm outside freezing
Jack frost nipping at my toes
No more kisses underneath the mistletoe
Naughty or nice get me off that list
Santa's ratings are such bull shit
There'd be no gifts for you
If he saw everything that you do
I'm tiny tim and you're my scrooge
My haunting past I'm working through
I'm telling it all, hope you're amused
Heres my christmas story, I got screwed
I used to never be such a grinch
You took a mile I gave an inch
Everytime carolers start to sing
Bells jingle its so deafening
Ill set that eggnog to the side
Steal Santa's sleigh and go for a ride
Ive been wronged, I'll make it right
I'm stealing Christmas tonight
Naughty or nice get me off that list
Santa's ratings are such bull shit
There'd be no gifts for you
If he saw everything that you do
I'm tiny tim and you're my scrooge
My haunting past I'm working through
I'm telling it all, hope you're amused
Heres my christmas story, I got screwed
You used me like santa did Rudolph's nose
Not a big suprise, that's the way life goes
Shouldve saw you sharpen that candy cane
Gave you my heart, and you stabbed away
Naughty or nice get me off that list
Santa's ratings are such bull shit
Naughty or nice get me off that list
Santa's ratings are such bull shit
Santa is such a douche bag i just want my heart back
Santa is such a douche bag i just want my heart back
Santa is such a douche bag i just want my heart back
Santa is such a douche bag i just want my heart back
There'd be no gifts for you
If he saw everything that you do
I'm tiny tim and you're my scrooge
My hanting past I'm working through
I'm telling it all, hope you're amused
Heres my christmas story, I got fucking screwed