What would I do today? Maybe a new song would be cool I have this melody singing in my brain But wait! I think I need some Money, money, money, money, money! It's OK, it's OK to work on projects That are not my biggest dream To get paid, to get paid cause I need money To survive or so they say Here it comes! Here comes the great job offer That will take most of my time Make some music for this toilet paper ad Do you like it smooth, like a summer breeze? When you wipe your bottom, have a celtic piece! Celtic toilet paper ad! It's not a bad job, I must admit But what if some people liked my music And they were up for helping a bit? I could work on my songs... Say it! Should I say it? Yes, come on! Full time! Full time!