She came from outer space
She landed in a crater
Said "Take you to our leader?"
She said "Maybe later."
She was
Five foot six
Nothing short of stunning.
Had the kinda legs that would get your motor running.
Vampire Girl
Vampire Girl from the planet Orn.
She came to town
Her skirt it was a scandal
And all the local boys
She said "How much can you handle?"
Billy Lee
He fell into her clutches
To this day he only walks with crutches.
Vampire Girl
Vampire Girl from the planet Orn
Bobby was
The village cassanova
Twenty minutes with her
And his career was over
Handsome Jack
She kept from dawn 'till dusk
Found him by the roadside
A dessicated husk
From the Vampire Girl
Vampire Girl from the planet Orn.
Everybody wondered if a man was ever born
Could satisfy her cravings from the evening to the morn
Anyone who tried was met with shame and scorn
It was
Weird Harry
Who married
The Vampire Girl from Orn
The wives and girlfriends
They formed a little posse
They went to have a talk with this new town hussy.
They went in
Ready for some crushing
But when they came on out
They were giggling and a blushing
Vampire Girl
Vampire Girl from the planet Orn.
Three at a time
Oh man this girl was scary
She finally ran across old Weird Harry
He was skinny
His knees they were all knobbly
But three days later
He wasn't even wobbly!
From the Vampire Girl
Vampire Girl From the planet Orn.
He had her number
Everyone could tell
A few days later we were hearing wedding bells.
It wasn't rhino horn
It wasn't Ayurvedic
His secret was
A specialty prosthetic
For the Vampire Girl
Vampire Girl from the planet Orn.