We were skulking through this dungeon
A mighty sorry lot
Old Galliard the fighter had been actin' like a sot
Our cleric had colitis
Our torches all were wet
But we had to find some treasure soon to get us out of debt
So Galliard and Sonja were itchin' for a fight
They both took the left fork
While we went to the right
And that is when we heard it
The sound of rollin' dice
We wondered why we had ignored those words of sage advice
Don't You Know?
You never split the party
Clerics in the back to keep those fighters hale and hearty
The wizard in the middle
Where he can shed some light
And you never let that damn thief out of sight
So then we heard this bellow from back around the bend
We turned around to see if there was aid that we could lend
And suddenly the corridor was covered up with orcs
We fell back in a panic feeling like a bunch of dorks
The thief had pissed his leathers
Our monk was turning blue
Our wizard got all flustered and he covered us with goo
The cleric swung his holy club some orcish skulls to break
We tried to dodge his backswing as we pondered our mistake
Don't You Know?
You never split the party
Clerics in the back to keep those fighters hale and hearty
The wizard in the middle
Where he can shed some light
And you never let that damn thief out of sight
We finally found our fighters
They were hacking at a troll
They chopped off knees and elbows but it kept on growing whole
Our wizard flung a fireball
His dice they did not fail
He torched the troll and left our fighters roasting in their mail
The cleric had his hands full
Apologies were said
We swore an oath we'd stick together just like we were wed
But then we found that sneaky thief had vanished in the gloom
We caught him stuffing pockets in the secret treasure room
Don't You Know?
You never split the party
Clerics in the back to keep those fighters hale and hearty
The wizard in the middle
Where he can shed some light
And you never let that damn thief out of sight
Don't You Know?
You never split the party
Clerics in the back to keep those fighters hale and hearty
The wizard in the middle
Where he can shed some light
And you never let that damn thief
You never let that damn thief
You never let that damn thief out of sight