As I was going to the fair in Dingle One fine morning last July, On the road I saw before me A red-haired maiden passing by. "Come ride with me, my red-haired maiden. My donkey can carry two." She looked at me, her eyes a-twinkling And her cheeks a rosy hue Keep your hands off red-haired Mary Her and I will soon be wed We'll see the priest this very morning Tonight we'll lie in a marriage bed. When we reached the town of Dingle I took her hand to say good-bye A tinker, he walked up behind me And punched me hard in my left eye. I was feeling kind of peevish And my left eye was sad and sore I rapped him gently with my hobnail, And he flew back to Murphy's door Keep your hands off red-haired Mary Her and I will soon be wed We'll see the priest this very morning Tonight we'll lie in a marriage bed. He ran off to find his brothers Larger men I ne'er did see They rapped me gently with their knuckles And I was minus two front teeth And then a peeler came round the corner He said, "Son you done broke the law." When my donkey kicked him in the kneecaps He fell down and broke his jaw. Keep your hands off red-haired Mary Her and I will soon be wed We'll see the priest this very morning Tonight we'll lie in a marriage bed. The red-haired maiden just stood there smiling "I'll come with you, young man," she said. "We'll skip the priest this very morning, Tonight we'll lie in Murphy's shed!" Keep your hands off red-haired Mary Her and I will soon be wed We'll skip the priest this very morning, Tonight we'll lie in Murphy's shed! Keep your hands off red-haired Mary Her and I will soon be wed Skip the priest this very morning, Tonight we'll lie in Murphy's shed!