Hey, Julie? (hm?) Um, do you remember when we first worked together?
No.
Uh, of course you do. It was on the Gary Moore show.
No. (You don't?) Uh-uh.
They remember. (They do?
) You remember, we did that number about Texas?
Nooo...
Oh, sure! You remember how good you were?
Oh, yes! Yes! Let's do it again, shall we?
Alright, but we'll have to change first.
What, right here?
Not here, silly. Backstage, in the time-honored way.
Oh, okey...
Howdy! Howdy.
Howdy! Howdy.
Howdy. Howdy! Good evenin'.
Howdy! Howdy. Howdy.
Howdy par'ner. Howdy!
Ain't 'chu a new buckaroo?
The name is Rrrrip.
Ain't 'chu a new buckaroo, too?
Yyyyyyyip!
Would ya say that again? (yip!)
And again? (yip!)
And again? (yip!)
Yyyyippeeee!
Well, hush ma' puppies and and fritter my corn
I'm a pea-pickin' side-kickin' son
Of an old coyote if you weren't born in
Big D!
How'd ya guess?
By the way you drawl and the way you dress,
You're from Big D!
My, oh yes.
We mean Big D, little A, double L, A S.
And that spells Dallas,
My darlin' darlin' Dallas.
Don't it give you pleasure to confess?
(Bet your little ol' boots) that we're from Big D,
My, oh yes.
We mean Big D, little A, double L, A.
Big D, little A, double L, A.
Big D, little A, double L, A S.
Well, I'm a cow's old carcass. I'm a can o' cold beans.
Shoulda known you was Neman Marcus by the
Cut of them fine-fittin' fancy jeans; Big D!
How'd ya guess?
By the way ya drawl and the way ya dress,
You're from Big D!
(Uh-huh) My, oh yes.
We mean Big D, little A, double L, A S.
Howdy! Howdy.
Howdy, Howdy!
Yippee i-o ki-yay, two hoots an' a holler,
I'll bet my bottom dollar you're from Big D, (We are from Big D.)
We could guess. (How'd ya guess?)
By the way ya drawl and the way ya dress,
Everybody's from Big D,
My, oh yes.
We mean Big D, little A, double L, A,
Big D, little A, double L, A S spells Dallas
We mean it with no malice, but the rest of Texas is a mess.
Yes.
Austin? Wouldn't get lost in.
Houston? Wouldn't get juiced in.
Fort Worth? Aw, pull yourself together.
Ain't ya homesick for Big D?
Oh my, oh my, oh yes!
Gotta get back to Big D, little A, double L, A S.
Wouldn't it be loverly
To have a cuppa tea in Big D?
My, oh yes.
Ready? Yip! (Big D!) Yip! (little A) Yip! (double L) Oh, yippee!
(Big D!) Yip! (little A) Yip! (double L) Ah, hah.
That's B! (yip) I! (yip) G! (yip) D! (yip) (hey!)
Yip, yip, (Stop that.) yip, yip, (Knock that off.) yip, yip, yip,
Yip, (What are ya, some kind o' nut?) yip, yip, yip, yip,
(Ohh!) Double L, A S!
Yeehaw!
So...
We're partners!
Just like hot dogs and mustard:
A twosome, a duet.
We're buddies!
Just like Huntley and Brinkley,
Like Nelson and Janet...
Wherever we go, we belong.
We belong, we belong,
Together!
Do you remember the rest?
I guess we should go! Oh, thank you!