Last week down our alley comes a toff Nice old geezer with a nasty cough Sees my misses, takes his topper off In a very gentlemanly way Ma'am says he I have some news to tell Your rich uncle Tom of Camberwell Popped off recent which it ain't a sell Leaving you his little donkey shay "Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried Who yer gonna meet, Bill Have yer bought the street, Bill? Laugh! I thought I should've died Knocked em in the Old Kent Road Every evening on the stroke of five Me and Mrs' takes a little ride You say "Wonderful they're still alive!" If you saw that little donkey go! I soon showed him that he'd have to do What ever hes wanted to Still i shan't forget that rowdy crew Already roasted in any woaahh "Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried Who yer gonna meet, Bill Have yer bought the street, Bill? Laugh! I thought I should've died Knocked em in the Old Kent Road "Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried Who yer gonna meet, Bill Have yer bought the street, Bill? Laugh! I thought I should've died Knocked em in the Old Kent Road Knocked em in the Old Kent Road