Bacon, bacon I'm waitin', I'm waitin' The sizzle is, oh so fine Oh please, please just be mine I never wanted to share you With anyone else Oh, I never wanted to share you With anyone else Bacon, bacon I'm waitin', I'm waitin' I'd wait for you forever. Or as long as I could before the waffles came, But bacon, bacon I'm waitin', I'm waitin' I'd never ever give up on you. Unless someone else ate you. And then, I'll be like: 'Why did you eat my bacon?!' 'Why would you do that to me?!' 'I am so upset,' 'Why would you do that to me?!' 'WHY? Why would you.' 'Why?! CRY' 'I don't know why you'd do this to me!' 'I'm just so upset!' AAAAAHHH! Bacon, bacon I'm waitin', I'm waitin' Bacon, bacon Yeah. I'm waiting for that bacon The sizzle is, oh so fine I just want you to be mine But, I guess I couldn't possibly share If someone had some Other things that I could put bacon on But, the thing about bacon. Is there's nothing like it. Bacon.