I'm a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells
They're off the freaking hook.
I'm a Gryffindor
I'll fly with my friends
Well never back down
And fight to the end.
I'm a Slytherin
I am very rich
I'll go on a date
With whoever gets the snitch.
I'm a Hufflepuff
Just staying relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends
No fueds, we got tact.
(Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?
Hey, Im just trying to have a good time over here!)
A good time!
A good time!
I'm a Ravenclaw
Got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch
Like it's caught up in a tether.
I'm a Slytherin
The house of a snake
Come get in my way
And get tossed in the lake.
I'm a Gryffindor
And we own the sky
Yeah! We always win
With our rally cry.
I'm a Slytherin
The top of my class
If you disagree
I'll kick your Muggle ass.
(Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter IS?
Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!)
Let's beat him up!
Let's beat him up!
I'm a Slytherin
A big fan of Snape
If it's a MoM album
We have to say Snape.
I'm a Hufflepuff
Were true to the end.
United we stand
So I stand with my friends.
I'm a Gryffindor
As brave as they come
And my namesake sword
Will get the job done.
I'm a Ravenclaw
My brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper
But not a total ass.
(So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?
He's from the show the Big Bang Theory!
Youre out of the band.)
He's no Spock!
I don't wanna go!