There are some things in nature like Giffafes when they're having sex that are so funny, it's plain To see. Some people take offence but my friend Darwin Agrees with me that god has no might And science is right. And we're supposedly on top of the evolutionary scale Most things seem to have them from an insect to a whale. Genitals are funny, they're so funny. Some people of the moral christian right They fail to see the joke when adam and eve Removed their fig leaves. The holocaust would have turned out incredibly Differently if on that dark night Hitler was Pantsed on sight. And if you can't understand or read the humour in What I just wrote why don't you take a long hard look At some testes or a scrote (um) Genitals are funny, they're so funny. ---Middle bit--- Some folk amusement from the telling Of sexest jokes, they think they're a clown While they put people down. Why is it that what we're born with is percieved As awfully crude, would anything be rude if We were always nude. It's the great equaliser, it renders us the same And there's nothing quite as humorous as Pushing up the brain. Genitals are funny, they're so funny (*4)