I can see it all right now His mom and dad so proud of their son And his newfound wife And I wonder if after all these years Will his dad still give him a pep talk Before his wedding night? I can smell his cousin's polo Mixed with his grandpa's old spice The Swedish meatballs look so tempting That his two fat aunts might even fight Yeah, his uncles have all gone drinking Highballs and Hamm's Light in the parking lot And the rest of his relatives are busy just Tearing up the Manville Elks' Lodge I can smell his cousin's polo Mixed with his grandpa's old spice The mashed potatoes look so tasty That his two fat aunts might even... Na, na-na na-na (na, na-na na-na) Na, na-na-na-na-na (na, na-na na-na) Na, na-na na-na (na, na-na na-na) Na, na-na-na-na-na And on that day What else could I say? I'd say "Here's to you staying drunk Here's to all your good luck You're gonna need it"