There's a real cool club on the other side of town Where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad About the other kids Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it There's Millie, Pickles and Pattycakes too And Cubby's making mean jokes about you Haha, ya little twit! Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers And they'll laugh at the tough skins, your mum got you from sears, you dork They'll never let you in 'Cause it's a real cool club And you're not part of it You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too And that's why they draw funny pictures of you And talk bad About all the kids 'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it Yeah, it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it Yeah, it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it