Thanks for spending your dough on your new CD I can't wait till June when we get our royalties But the money you spent was not in vain It was spent on plies of cocaine Take your wallet's out and buy some merchandise We've got records and shirts at an inflated price Please spend what you can so we can buy a new van Our old one broke down in Spokane Thanks for shelling out cash to come and see our shows You've been paying our rent and you've been buying us clothes We love to see your faces out on tour But more than that we hate to come home poor Join our fanclub, buy our posters, idolize us today Cuz we've got lawyers and accountants we've been meaning to pay Please buy what you can So I can buy a new amp My old one blew up in Cheyenne