This is the story of a girl named Ann She's half-Japanese, mom's from Japan She's sixteen, but she's going on thirty Her mind is pure But her thoughts are dirty Dirty Ann likes to play with herself She likes frigging the clit, She likes rubbing the elf She don't need men, They don't understand All she needs is her right hand Ann likes to masturbate She likes to make herself feel great Ann likes to masturbate When she gets aroused She's gonna cum real loud She likes to get off When Ann gets off she likes to fantasize Lie on her bed and close her eyes She likes to dream about the boys from Rancid She ties Tim up then she pulls his pants down She likes to get off in her car And in the bathroom at work behind the bar She don't want love She don't want romance All she wants is her right hand