I got a mother named Mary I got a brother named Barry And my uncle's name is Harry Yeah, he's in the military Well, my grandma's name is Sherri She's in the cemetery This is my family My one crazy family The ones who understand me This is my family Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me This is my family I got a sister named Carol She wears my old apparel She traded in her bow and arrow For a loaded double barrel She got locked up like a sparrow But now she's on the straight and narrow This is my family My one crazy family The ones who understand me This is my family Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me This is my family ♪ (Police, open up) The police come knockin' Our doors will be locked The band is still rockin' So don't let them cops in We won't be stoppin' the music we're droppin' Singing our songs for the ones that are gone But not forgotten This is my family My one crazy family The ones who understand me This is my family Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me This is my family This is my family My one crazy family The ones who understand me This is my family Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me This is my family