I'm the life of the party Baby, since you said goodbye Just ask old Joe, he knows I'm here every night And that good old boy in the mirror Looking 'round for you It ain't me And that's a honky tonk truth That's a honky tonk truth 'Cross my broken heart I put my right hand here on this beer And swear on this bar I ain't thinkin', I ain't drinkin', I ain't cryin' I ain't moanin' the blues I wouldn't lie to you Now that's a honky tonk truth ♪ Don't think I'll come crawlin' back 'Cause I don't miss you If you walked up, puckered up, girl I wouldn't bother to kiss you And that washed up, broke down fool Hangin' out on that stool Well it ain't me Now that's a honky tonk truth That's a honky tonk truth 'Cross my broken heart I put my right hand here on this beer And swear on this bar I ain't thinkin', I ain't drinkin', I ain't cryin' I ain't moanin' the blues I wouldn't lie to you Now that's a honky tonk truth Oh, that's a honky tonk truth 'Cross my broken heart I put my right hand here on this beer And swear on this bar I ain't thinkin', I ain't drinkin', I ain't cryin' I ain't moanin' the blues I wouldn't lie to you Now that's a honky tonk truth I ain't thinkin', I ain't drinkin', I ain't cryin' I ain't moanin' the blues I wouldn't lie to you Oh, that's the honky tonk truth