Bartender don't you tell me, it's the last call for alcohol Cause the only way I'll get thru the night is drinking here till dawn So why don't you help me pouring something good and really strong And introduce me to someone who's alone This heartache is driving me nuts And I've got one last request So give me something strong to forget her fast, very fast And leave me here sipping my drink, all alone And don't you tell me; it's the last call for alcohol Jose Cuervo, Brandy, Jim Beam, couple of beers and Red Wine Are the greatest friends that I know to get through this goodbye And for lonely hearts those drinks are the short cut to happiness So sit here with me and have yourself a glass This heartache is driving me nuts And I've got one last request So give me something strong to forget her fast, very fast And leave me here sipping my drink, all alone And don't you tell me; it's the last call for alcohol Solo This heartache is driving me nuts And I've got one last request So give me something strong to forget her fast, very fast And leave me here sipping my drink, all alone And don't you tell me; it's the last call for alcohol Oh no! Don't you tell me; it's the last call for alcohol