Buy me your favourite pen
Heck, buy me a box
I'll get you lunch later
We can just talk
I'll keep the minutes with your favourite pen
To throw in your face later when we're no longer friends
It's not that i want to hurt you, it's just that I've got to win
Or at least take home a medal in the unlikely event that you could like me again
I don't hold out hope or my hand
I don't look up over my head
Where the storm clouds part for the jokes that you told
While i focused on something you said
Like a laser-cut gem
Like phaser on kill, attack!
Like a taser on a cop's hip
Like how Frasier wants Lilith back
Uh oh, it's nice out!
We're all gonna get out bikes out!
We move in tandem at random times of day
Let me pantomime to say let me at em, put your hands up
Catch a breeze, move please get out the way
Get out the way, please, get out the way
I'm Garth Elgar on the dance floor, I'm trapped here
I felt the same way this time last year
I feel the same way the same time every year
But expect better like B.A. and Mr Belvedere
Nope! This is as good as i get!
Like, what you expect? Like, what in the actual heck?
Snap a neck for some live effects, and drive up the side of a cliff
Crack a pill for the side effects, and light up my life til it's lit
Woo! Spring break! Gerrish Towers! QuinGate!
Press the buttons all at once, birds and bees: Thing game!
Like a laser cut gem
Like phaser on kill, attack!
Like a taser on a cop's hip
Like how Frasier wants Lilith back