Squad car hijacked by two little kids with cap pistols A blast from the cop's whistle failed to call 'em back. Little Did they know that little did they know road ahead of them Would be the death of them, it's called life, and it's a dead end They split up and met again in Cuba some years later Comparing anecdotes with a note of panic and fear. They were Both aged more than the time's passage accounted for Both bore regrets and a massive amount of sorrow Not for petty crimes, but for walks in the park not taken And for licking off a shot in the dark Godforsaken and tired, aching inside, faking a smile That's vacant and awakening hatred and pride That they can't deny making their lives feel fleeting and brief Trace arteries to the heart to see it's still beating at least Conceding defeat, they swore to become rivals Just for fun but that proved unreliable Reading from the Bible and bleeding from the nose The meeting undergoes a switch to a glummer tone Building a summer home away from the wastes of time And space, designing a place to find the peace of mind to leave behind The grease and grime but that's not life, don't believe the fantasy That sees the prisoners receiving amnesty, I mean please Blast off for a moon of green cheese and bring your Crackers and dip, dip, dive to miss the crack of the whip Snap attack front to back, it's getting kinda hectic Needles wear grooves out and chew the vinyl record One kid moves like a leopard and the other rides a panther They saw the final jeopardy and didn't like the answer At all Drastic measures That what? That life is hectic Drastic measures That what? That life is hectic Drastic measures That what? That life is hectic Drastic measures That what? It gets drastic See, they carry Luchini but fritter and gamble it away Very routinely, escapists like Harry Houdini They're married to genies but they never have recurring dreams Their lives are twin shafts of gold; they're urine streams Distraction is a currency. Action is pure and simple Who likes seeing feelings hurt? They keep their dealings curt and sinful Stay alert and nimble enough to blur the edges of banality Staving off the grave by technicality Struck a sort of a deal in the court of appeals Getting bored is their real fear, not the sword or the steel Because with reflection comes certain disturbing certainties That every person needs but no-one wants to know they'll hurt and heed The curtain call. Averting all burdens' the work of reason Furtively diverting all the urgency to birds and bees Emergencies serve to deceive the wits From believing it exists when they see the abyss They're teetering on, seizing upon the creed of the bombed like media pawns It's leading them on, they're greeting the dawn in the evening the feeling Is fleeting and gone Beating a gong and banging a drum to drown the sounds of nature out Bound to take the route that takes them straight to what I just spake about Figuring out the ignorant bliss is bigger than this, I'm making a guess When I declare that kids are scared of choking to death from taking a breath But I can attest that I detest mortality and avoid its gaze To stare into the blaze that might destroy the place. Now, Who's afraid of the dharma incurred by birth and its trauma? Who's ready to scrap, haul off and slap the Earth and Its mama? Who's a worthless, anonymous automaton that's losing consciousness? Who wanted this? Who's on this trip to see the sights and monuments? To read and write the documents by light that seems innocuous 'Til you discern its pages burning that provides the phosphorescence? Lost direction, stress and depression lessen perspective's load But when you pause to reckon, reflect and rest, in a second you know The eventual long term goal of the sensual palm frond road Is descent into knock on wood when it's all gone cold And the your defense is the pretense That what? That life is hectic! Drastic measures That what? That life is hectic. Drastic measures That what? It gets drastic It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting It's getting It's getting It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic! It's getting It's getting It's getting kinda hectic!