It appears I'm all up in the club Have you been to the club? It costs very much, If you haven't had luck. Go to the toilet in the club Show the toilet chappie love, He doens't want my love, He wants a pound or above, I say: "Sorry Bruv, I only carry pocket fluff" So I go back to the club, It's not really my club. (Deep down in the clu-ub) Who's that? Where are the cucumber sandwiches and stuff? I'm sure we made it clear enough (Yes, I think we've established that, don't you?) That Mr.B is in a club (Yes, I am in a club) I'm sure we made it clear enough (And the drinks are indeed expensive) That Mr.B is in a club (Sir? Sir? Sir?) Oh, gosh Reginald I had the most terrible dream Well what was it abour sir? I dreamt that I was, signed to a major record label! I'll get the brandy sir, Thank you Reginald I think I even heard an acoustic guitar in there!