Oohh Jean
Just like I pictured it
Whitehall and everything
I say old chap
Hello
Do you fancy a little drop of something cheeky, very reasonable?
Yeah why not what how much?
Not much to you sir
Nice, oh oh thats good
Certainly is enjoy
Thanks very much
Not at all
Dont forget to take a receipt with you
Thats a guarantee of course
Should you not be satisfied
Come back to me
You know where to find me
Do take care enjoy yourself Sir welcome
Pip pip
Do sell drugs in the proper manner
Dont use guns or toffee hammers
Keep your hoes in limb
Because customer service is king
Does anyone remember a time before crack?
Well I know a way to bring it all back
You see if everything's illegal then everything's a crime
Legalise it all and we can have a lovely time
I'll get investors in my advertising space
And everyone can jolly well get of their ruddy face
A dopia utopia is what we can achieve
If we dont make all the junkies feel like criminals and thieves
Everything is going to be legal soon
It's a fact you cant disavow
Drugs have won the drugs war
So get your tender in now
Do sell drugs in the proper manner
Dont use guns or toffee hammers
Keep your hoes in limb
Because customer service is king
If they want a rapper village
Jolly good buisness
To sell the neck at a discounted rate
If their mad for a scag a sample bag
Will guarantee a brand affiliate
So when the eppy's and the bobby's finally wave the white flag
You'll have your supply chain in the bag
The cheeky little monkeys
And the piconets and junkies
Will be queuing up for your swag
In an orderly fashion
In an orderly fashion
In an orderly fashion
So politely thats why we
Do sell drugs in the proper manner
Dont use guns or toffee hammers
Keep your hoes in limb
Because customer service is king