Did you say it was black tie? I lost a button, but it fits just fine Remind me: what time? Do kids still high five? Cool dad is fun, cool dad's your favorite guy Watch me on the floor Ball and chain, what would I be? Without this weight that's pulling me Down and out and back again Don't ask me Don't ask me So I'm giving you these keys Ten minutes more no matter what I say Then the Irish goodbye And the seat's up too far Back roads, I'm spinning with the starry sky Pour me out at home Ball and chain, what would I be? Without this weight that's pulling me Down and out and back again Don't ask me Don't ask me I'm a little bit surprised I sleep for 50 years and you're still here Taking up my side And the sun moves so fast Too fast to see, too bright to look too long Open up my eyes Ball and chain, what would I be? Without this weight that's pulling me Down and out and back again Don't ask me Don't ask me Don't ask me