Oh Chaddy Daddy, we need to hear you on the radio
We found a battery, so come on and tell us where to go
Get us together. We won't make you fix the car
If times were better we know you'd be a baseball star
When you need to know where Jason is
When you're lost and things look bad
Tune in and start listening for
Radio CHAAAAAAD
Radio CHAAAAAAD
He's your Chatty Chaddy Daddy Radio Chad
We fixed the phone box. Make the call - we know your dad's a cop
We checked the door locks. We'll buy you time so we come out on top
Jason caught Shelly. kneecap him then get away
Don't be a hero, stun him and survive to Chad another day
When you need to know where Jason is
When you're lost and things look bad
Tune in and start listening for
Radio CHAAAAAAD
Radio CHAAAAAAD
He's your Chatty Chaddy Daddy Radio Chad
He's out there slowly stalking
Smashing in, no time for knocking
I tune in to hear Chad talking
Midday DJ running from a murderer
Turn snitch quick call for the cops
Make one wrong move impaled on the rocks
Jason OP, to me, kinda sucks
Probably got all of his power from the dawning of the equinox
And though things aren't great right now
Hiding in your favorite outhouse
By just the sound of that voice
I know I'll be fine and things will be choice
He's out there having my back
Making all these killings not seem all bad
CB radio with my dad
It's taking me back, "This is Radio Chad"
We'll kill the Jason if you can tell us where the sweater is
Tell AJ Mason to find the cabin where the Jason lives
The car is running - Hey Chad that car has room for four
Well that was stunning. Here's hoping Jason pulls you through the door
When you need to know where Jason is
When you're lost and things look bad
Tune in and start listening for
Radio CHAAAAAAD
Radio CHAAAAAAD
He's your Chatty Chaddy Daddy Radio Chad