Cyberman and I be the most hated bot in the building
Swap locks and I’ll drop through the ceiling
Ha, you think these bots got feeling?
Don’t you know you’re dealing with automated gears?
Designed by decorated Cybertronic engineers
We’re 10th generation, let me make it clear
We don’t need no people but these people they need us
Situation always made them kind of nervous
When they’re out of luck then they just alert us
Still we know that they hope to find a way to hurt us
I don’t really like most humans
I can see it in their eyes, they are always assuming
Never take a deeper look or try to zoom in
Only think about some catastrophe looming
We didn’t crash land; we were invited
You should’ve seen all these people get excited
These days, you know that they deny it
But in the beginning, they were begging us to try it
They needed energy, peace mediation
Sent a probe, began negotiation
Settled on a fee, they made up their minds
They told everybody that they’re gonna be fine
When we touched down, then they all screamed “Wheeeeee!”
Then they got mad and they asked us to leave
They could see that we had superiorit-eeeeee,
Which really isn’t bad, it was just what they needed
When we got back then they all screamed “Wheeeeee!”
We weren’t gone long til they needed relief
They could see that they shouldn’t get security for freeeeee
We all slapped hands and we finally agreed
It didn’t take long, see we acclimated quick
Evaluated the situation and then went
Straight to the heart and the cause of the conflict
Hit the leadership, got security clearance
It began sounded an alarm, people ran
Locked down war zones with an iron hand
Disarmed fighters by the millions,
Then we marched down streets amid cheering civilians
And they didn’t even know about the blueprint
Bought a dome and the temperature soon went down
People started running all around
Thousands of oxygen masks hit the ground
The dust settled and these people were shocked
Actually left front doors unlocked
They couldn’t sleep without the gun shots,
But you know they were in love with the peace that we brought
World leaders got pissed
We got paid but they didn’t want it ending like this
See they needed all the credit
Started telling everybody they were definitely headed downhill
We did what they asked but still didn’t trust us,
Thought we would go in for the kill
We just walked off when the propaganda flew
You know who they call when they don’t know what to do
When we touched down, then they all screamed “Wheeeeee!”
Then they got mad and they asked us to leave
They could see that we had superiorit-eeeeee,
Which really isn’t bad, it was just what they needed
So when we got back then they all screamed “Wheeeeee!”
We weren’t gone long til they needed relief
They could see that they shouldn’t get security for freeeeee
We all slapped hands and we finally agreed
When we got started, everybody uttered “Oh”
This is what they do, why’d we ask them to go?
You know they’re kinda costly and sort of loud So?
You get what you pay for, they put on quite a show
When we touched down, then they all screamed “wheeeeee!”
Then they got mad and they asked us to leave
They could see that we had superiorit-eeeeee,
Which really isn’t bad, it was just what they needed
Cyberman and I be the most hated bot in the building