So lemme lemme lemme lemme lemme get on the track
Like a Street Fighter cabinet I got me a fierce attack
Feeling lazy so I'm hitting the sack
Often feel like I'm Banjo with Kazooie on my back
So lemme know what you're trying to prove
I'm like fire it's true, there is no touching this dude
In fact I never ever stop time I just speed it up
Watching you disintegrate while I stay young
It's like my superpower, my shiny gift from Zeus
I understand how your feeling lemme get your noose
And there's nothing nothing nothing nothing I can do
To make you start feeling good about you
I've been know to have that Ken Masters confidence
Flamming sharuken right against your head to make ya dense
Hard not to be impressed with the Beef
Some people call me an asshole, assholes call me Keith
I only throw nat 20s when I need to
You run characters transparent enough to read through
But I have got my schooling, so baby eat it up
Brag about myself little bit but come on gimme love
I'm such a sight to see
I got this PhD in 1337ology
At the worst of times, still got the best of rhymes
And Imma give it to you motherfuckers one more time
I'm such a sight to see
I got this PhD in 1337ology
I'm an original, I got it in control
And I'm getting nerd girls up on the stripper pole
To be honest never been good at getting girls undressed
But now they get impressed now that Beefy got some press
And I SING better than you would believe
And I BRING all the fire that ya need baby
Might be obscene baby, little retarded maybe
Your throwing children overboard while your screaming mayday
But I don't need the drama, I'm jumping off dude
So you can call me Kratos, you should prolly do the same too
And I don't need to believe in the things that you want me to
What would Ken Masters do?
I think he'd, hurricane kick you right into oblivion
I really whip the llama's ass baby like I'm Bolivian
People don't like me and they don't like she
She goes by the name of MC
Routerlicious, MC Router, I just call her boots
She'll be here in just a minute homie giving you the truth
I'm such a sight to see
I got this PhD in 1337ology
At the worst of times, still got the best of rhymes
And Imma give it to you motherfuckers one more time
I'm such a sight to see
I got this PhD in 1337ology
I'm an original, I got it in control
And I'm getting nerd girls up on the stripper pole