Not a player but I'm cool as a blizzard
And I saw you at the Barnes & Noble with the newest Wizard
Sitting by yourself, thought you might need some company
I said, "Hello my name is Beefy, internet celebrity"
You might know me from the interwebs but then I doubt it
What's your name? What you do? Tell me all about it
And it's not like me to be forward and step up
I was thinking maybe later you could join me for lunch
And we'll discuss Spidey 3 and the death of Cap America
Oh, you like my hair? I got a stylist named Erica
And I get a great rate yo 'cause she's my mother's sister
She'd love you in a second you should really come and meet her
Ignore the voice in your head, just listen to Beef
A silly night of adventure and it's all on me
So here's my cell, gimme a call when you're done with school
Oh, and you don't have a boyfriend right? Alright, cool
Hey girl, let me take you on a dork date
We'll hit the comic shop baby and it'll be great
Making you feel good is my goal
Having so much fun I don't wanna go home, no
Hey baby, lemme take you on a dork date
You never know, I just might end up bein' your soul mate
Smile on your face is the top of my plans
My chubby cheeks lightin' up every time we hold hands
So if ya like I'd like to take ya to my spot
China Cafe, know they got almond chicken on lock
Was gonna take ya to a movie 'cause deep down it is my hobby
But we got sidetracked playing Street Fighter up in the lobby
Grabbed ya by the hand and asked, "Ya wanna go to ComicCon?"
We can meet Brian K Vaughan and get our cosplay on
MC Chris has a show tonight
Maybe the kids in attendance can confirm that I'm outta sight
But I'm hoping you can see that for yourself by now
'Cause you make me say, "Wow", you should take a bow
'Cause in my heart it seems you're gonna be a resident
Owning all control, got more power than the president
I really love your hair and the way your eyes are blazing
You ask if you're becomin' my new wonderful amazing
And I don't know how to answer that, got red on my face
'Cause now it's 1 a.m. and now we're going over to my place, hey!
Hey girl, let me take you on a dork date
We'll hit the comic shop baby and it'll be great
Making you feel good is my goal
Having so much fun I don't wanna go home, no
Hey baby, lemme take you on a dork date
You never know, I just might end up bein' your soul mate
Smile on your face is the top of my plans
My chubby cheeks lightin' up every time we hold hands
And I'm feeling it, do ya feel it too?
We're on my bed, watching BSG, just me and you
And I'm thinking of all the things I'd like to do with you
Yo I get all excited when ya say that you like View Askew
And you like the posters covering the plaster
I try to take it slow and avoid a disaster
But I can't help that my heart just keeps on beating faster and faster
I'm feeling harder than the later levels of Blaster Master
You look me in eyes and gimme a little wiggle
You say you like my smile I say, "I like the way you giggle"
And then I feel your lips on mine
Hope the night don't end, hope the sun don't shine
Heart starts to skip while I grab your hip
She pulls up on my hair so I bite on her bottom lip
Love to tell ya more but deep down I'm a gentleman
I gotta clean the room because she's coming over late again
Hey girl, let me take you on a dork date
We'll hit the comic shop baby and it'll be great
Making you feel good is my goal
Having so much fun I don't wanna go home, no
Hey baby, lemme take you on a dork date
You never know, I just might end up bein' your soul mate
Smile on your face is the top of my plans
My chubby cheeks lightin' up every time we hold hands
Yeah, yeah