First we gotta go shopping
And then we're dogsitting for your mother
Then you have an eye doctor appt
And don't forget it's game night
I don't wanna do shit
I'm about to lose it
Ain't about the bullshit
Hanging like a loose fit
Never been the cool kid
Never said it, who did?
Hoping to get booted
Woke and feelin' lucid
Leaving is a nuisance
Who would wanna do this?
Very worst of humans
Kinda like the rudest
Frankly they the crudest
Easily the lewdest
Point me where the food is
I'm chiller than Buddhist
But a dates been set and the time goes on and it won't back down
And I dream of the days
Where I played all those games and I cry that I want that now
And those days they few and so far in between and it don't go slow
But don't shed tear
Baby please don't cry cause it was only like a week ago
Hear me though...
I don't wanna go out
I'm cranky lady I'll pout
For people i'm in no mood
Unless there's gonna be food
But we can just order in
Catching up with our Friends
The blu ray set just came in
We could watch it in bed
I don't wanna do stock count
I don't wanna pull weeds out
Empty out no trash can
Find the broom and that dust pan
We'll talk about it on Tuesday
Developing a new smoothie
With chocolate sauce and some muesli
Resse's pieces and dulce
Catching up with the new day
Viewing toons that be looney
Won't forget to pay Lupe
But then forget to pay Lupe
You're having parties at the crib
I don't wanna go
Wanna show me how to live, sorry
I don't wanna go
Say that you're paying for the flight, still
I don't wanna go
Everything's on you tonight? cool
I don't wanna go
Not that I don't love ya but that's
Just the way it go
I wanna eat a bowl of Chex
Wear no pants and watch a show
Maybe surf some sketchy sites baby
You don't wanna know
It's just way better in my home
Private time's as good as gold
And not even just IRL
Group chat? you can go to hell
Don't wanna be in your clan
I lied I said I had plans
When really I was just lurking
On how-to vids about twerking
A docu-series on murders
Of all the dates I deserted
Graduations and weddings
And probably more I'm forgetting
Was in my PJs and ready
To become one with the bedding
This ain't for pity, I'm glad
Of all the smiles I've had
Your Out getting drinks with the lads
But I was out at my dad's
Except I'm not at my dad's
Another lie don't get mad
Whole time I've been at my pad
Watching shows getting fat
How'd you fall for my ruse
I've made you all look like fools
You thought I went and had fun
You must feel so damn dumb
You're having parties at the crib
I don't wanna go
Wanna show me how to live, sorry
I don't wanna go
Say that you're paying for the flight, still
I don't wanna go
Everything's on you tonight? cool
I don't wanna go
Not that I don't love ya but that's
Just the way it go
I wanna eat a bowl of Chex
Wear no pants and watch a show
Maybe surf some sketchy sites baby
You don't wanna know
It's just way better in my home
Private time's as good as gold
I get it. It's not healthy
We at Marty McFly levels heavy
Like dragging from a board off a Chevy
Better not be crashing into shit so help me
Stressed out you can bet, but I take that step
Efforting to paint the whole town red
Gotta get out of bed and we must get dressed
Never know, it could be the day you wake up dead
So make the best out of day
Take those kids go out and play
Go picnic out by the lake
Your wife'll love it, ok?
Is it so hard to do?
Thinking bout others and not just you?
You ain't gotta dress like your destitute
Lotta people probably think you're beautiful
How true
I didn't realize that I was denying you my glorious
Presence and confidence
Gregariousness and dominance
However, go-getter
Self-care is still a prominent matter
Put all these plans and my chill in a blender
In the hopes the results can make me feel better
Order up I'll take grande
Hour long I go broadway
But forgive me this delay
Beating Tropico is importante
You're having parties at the crib
I don't wanna go
Wanna show me how to live, sorry
I don't wanna go
Say that you're paying for the flight, still
I don't wanna go
Everything's on you tonight? cool
I don't wanna go
Not that I don't love ya but that's
Just the way it go
I wanna eat a bowl of Chex
Wear no pants and watch a show
Maybe surf some sketchy sites baby
You don't wanna know
It's just way better in my home
Private time's as good as gold