Brian David Gilbert
A man so charismatic a single first name could not wish to bare the weight of so much charm
But how can we use his teachings to better our own lives
Today we unravel how to sap the life essence from an Internet Personality
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I've been unraveled of sorts
It's time to get good at darts
The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got my Saturday Shorts
Know all the dangers of jorts
My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks
What does he do? But more importantly yo how does he do it?
We can attack it like a science but I'm not very fluent
But I know that it's important and that we ought to pursue it
Secrets out there in the atmosphere and we never knew it
It would be easy to say that's it's just video games
But I've been milking that cow for years, it don't hit the same
Clearly it's just something easy that we're missing
Surely it's can't be as simple as little bit of listing, right (right?)
But what if that's it exactly
And maybe there's a way I can convert that to my rapping
A way that I could channel it for any occasion
And that's why I've created this equation
If I just make a list of all the things he's made that I like
And then convert those into rhymes I could relay through a mic
And then submit those to the masses through the medium of tubes
I should amass and calculate a ton of views
Dudes
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I've been unraveled of sorts
It's time to get good at darts
The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got my Saturday Shorts
Know all the dangers of jorts
My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks
Yo
Searching for the greatest you don't gotta look far
They're gonna swallow all their sadness good thing Iona Bar
And if I gave you a tour, I'm probably watching some Thor
With all my roommates out the house and with my pants on the floor
Ayo these other poke-rappers I don't think they a fan of us
Look good from so many angles I need multiple cameras
Make it really really subtle I'm a fan of the cannabis
Also check the fingernails, baby, they looking fabulous
You don't wanna know how I obtained this dope herdy gerdy
Beware of the sixth day of the fifth month of the year 2030
And if you wanna buy a bed I got one that isn't dirty
And you wanna be a baker then you gotta convert me, ya heard me?
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I've been unraveled of sorts
It's time to get good at darts
The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got my Saturday Shorts
Know all the dangers of jorts
My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks
Man, I must be doing something wrong
Regurgitating things I like may not be how to write a song
Piggybacking on existing content can be nice
What if the energy I'm looking for it came from my own voice?
What if he's just by my side like a running mate
Maybe I'm Nami with money to navigate
Forgetting numbers and figures to isolate
Maybe I'm something that people would celebrate
Broaden horizons and alter my point of view
Relate to others and things that their going through
Temper the love and the fame that I come into
Still hold the reign, number one in the interview
Take off the mask like retiring luchadors
Getting em thirsty, dehydrated Ganondorf
Working so hard to be something you're looking for
With no persona would anyone still adore?
Talking about something else like a metaphor
Gauging reaction like checking the temperature
Nostalgia is something this people still screaming for
F it, the Internet loves what it's seen before
But maybe it's not enough to simply catalog the details of the things that I like
And present that as art.
Maybe the art comes from my own unique viewpoint
And the popular references that have influenced this persona that I've presented to you.
And maybe my aim should be to strive towards carving my own path
And creating my own references that may one day shape the art of someone in the future
But that hook real fuckin catchy though.
Tanner
Hit it
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that brian david gilbert energy
I've been unraveled of sorts
It's time to get good at darts
The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got that Brian David Gilbert energy
I got my Saturday Shorts
Know all the dangers of jorts
My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks