Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, No! No! No!
Here we go!
So...
Everybody hands up high and just wave them from side to side.
Fuck that!
Punch them up into fists and pump them up and down like this.
Yes!
When nothing ever goes your way
When "Oh, no" is not enough to say
GODDAMNIT!
When you wanna crawl up and die
When your clawing at the walls, you cry
GODDAMNIT!
When your hands wanna ball up in fists
When you're getting unbelievably pissed
GODDAMNIT!
When the color red is all that you see
When all you wanna do it break free
And scream:
G to the O to the D to the D to the A to the M to the N to the I to the T
From the M to the I to the C is the S to the T to the D
That's Me!
Now let's see, what do we got? Ah, suffering!
Running around uncaged and raged and another thing
Everything is amplified by the overstated
Understatement of sayin' that you're just frustrated
But you're worse off
First off,
Stricken by a feeling inside
And you're pressurized
Tensions building and building up
Building, hitting critical mass
You're gonna crack man, better start kicking some ass
Now, momma did say there would be days of this kind
The weight of the world weighs heavy on your mind
And you find that you're kinda like a water balloon
Just one more prick will mean doom (Ka-Boom! BOOM!)
You gotta let it go and just let it out
You're a little teapot, this is your spout
And you're about to start spewing steam outta your top
You gotta drop a g-bomb like it's hot or you'll pop
And nooooo!
Okay!
Hey, lemme hear you heretics say: GODDAMNIT!
When nothing ever goes your way
When "Oh, no" is not enough to say
GODDAMNIT!
When you wanna crawl up and die
When your clawing at the walls, you cry
GODDAMNIT!
When your hands wanna ball up in fists
When you're getting unbelievably pissed
GODDAMNIT!
When the color red is all that you see
When all you wanna do it break free
And scream:
A to the B to the C to the D to the E to the F to the
G to the H to the I to the J to the K to the L
Ah, hell, that's the alphabet (LOL)
Oh, well, now, don't you feel a little bit better?
Than you did just before you came unraveled like a sweater
Believe me, this is temporary relief.
One crisis down, another one is lurking beneath.
So just BREATHE and take a break from being negative.
Lots of opportunities to use my favorite expletive are coming up
Lock and load and invoke the cousin of the curse word
Are you gonna pout about it
Are you gonna sit and sulk?
Fuck that, let your tongue turn into the Hulk!
Cause this son of a bitch out backwards and sideways
Coming up with obscenities
Tongue raging tirade
You get cut off in traffic
You're phone drops a call
You get sued
Or, if you're a dude, kicked in the balls.
If you get a paper cut or caught with your neighbor's stuff
I've got a couple syllables that I cannot say enough!
But before you make a scene, break it down: think about what the word means.
GOD-is an imaginary supreme being
DAMN-is a verb, 'to condemn' is its meaning
IT-in this case, is a direct object
So, you're commanding God to condemn things, got it?
More than just an outburst of malicious intent
It is a compound word and a complete sentence
Divine intervention is what you're ordering
When you command God to condemn the things that are annoying you
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MR. BIG STUFF?
You think God give a shit about your business?
Think he, she, or it are yours to compel?
Do you think your stubbed toe is deserving of Hell?
Do you believe cyclist fiery path?
Do you really feel an inconvenience really warrants God's wrath?
In truth you probably don't, but believe me I do.
So goddamnit all to hell and goddamn you, too!
And Goooo
To hell!
Well, one more time, let me hear you yell:
GODDAMNIT!
When nothing ever goes your way
When "Oh, no" is not enough to say
GODDAMNIT!
When you wanna crawl up and die
When your clawing at the walls, you cry
GODDAMNIT!
When your hands wanna ball up in fists
When you're getting unbelievably pissed
GODDAMNIT!
When the color red is all that you see
When all you wanna do it break free
GODDAMNIT!
When you wanna keep it true to the fan
When you shout like Yosemite Sam
DAGNABIT!
When you're bossed like Elvis man
When you're chased into Wonderland
A WHITE RABBIT!
What ya got when you're smoking and
Chewing your finger nails off of your hand
A BAD HABIT!
Embrace it like a new best friend
When your favorite tune comes to and end
G to the O to the D to the D to the A to the M to the N to the I to the T
To the H to the E to the Double-Hockey sticks this is the end to the D
GODDAMNIT!