Captain Dan: Let me tell you bout the weeds you wont find on the land I can never find enough just to meet my demand, In the san modello island it's completely banned If you need it then U got it Only cash in hand. It's that caribean chronic It's super hydroponic It will leave ya catatonic It smells of the bubonic Contraband that I plan To fish out of the sea With which I'll make my sales pitch Of Jamaican red hairs that make your body twitch And that your bound to itch So just come on my ship Its hard to come across that irish moss Lay 1000 on the table take your weeds and get lost This aint no haggling game, you know i cant explain Why its all soaking wet when there's been no rain thats just how it came- you know its all the same Use the fire for the dryer, and heres the refrain Sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens, Landlubbers never know its aquamarine All sales final thats what it means Its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene Sea Dawg: If ya smoke my weed let that shit fill yer lungs You'll be lightheaded can't feel your tongue You'll lay back get totally lost in the sound I got the best mary jane on solid ground I guarantee ye will be satisfied Now let me get yer change Its right outside Mateys hoist the sails cause its time to run Before my customers figure out the deed ive done But thats the way it goes Let the buyer beware Especially when your purchase could have washed up anywhere Its weed alright but I never said what kind I'm a kelp selling business headed mastermind Sell off all the fake stuff keep the real for myself Fuck with me you'll have your head on a shelf This is a business transaction, not show and tell Give the devil my regards when ya see him in hell Ye can never ever come after my kind Before I finish the job I'll stike ye blind Fight with me, yer death warrant is signed Toe to toe with sea dawg, you're out of your mind Sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens, Landlubbers never know its aquamarine All sales final thats what it means Its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene Sea weed sellin Thats the name of my game Sell a bag of that shwag to those scallywags Then we're runnin cause they comin with their guns in hand Took one puff thats enough to make them understand They had been duped by the hardest and the meanest crooks They should have known of its source when they had seen how it looked This aint something that you really need to read in books Its the knowledge of the seas you have to test how it cooks So sorry the feller who forgets to smeller He'll get beaten with the runner and thrown into the scupper We cant let out the word that our weeds no good The weeds from the seas are as good as the hoods You know the dabberlocks im slangin are the greatest of all They'll make fall if your small or your 8 feet tall You need to try it for you buy it Sea lettuce for cash We dont carry the hash, but we can get it if asked Sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens, Landlubbers never know its aquamarine All sales final thats what it means Its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene