Word on the vine is Johnny got a job Three days a week at the auto part shop Come 5 o'clock when he gets paid Guess we got another reason to celebrate Joe and Mary they were meant to be Supposed to get married and live happily But she slept with his buddy and broke his heart Now they're all headed out to separate bars Some are coming to dance, some are coming to fight Any day of the week could be a Saturday night Might be having a ball, may be shedding some tears There's always a reason to drink around here Had myself a rough 24, told the boss where to go And he showed me the door I hit the gas hauling asphalt Guess I'm gonna take the afternoon off Some are coming to dance, some are coming to fight Any day of the week could be a Saturday night Might be having a ball, may be shedding some tears There's always a reason to drink around here Days go by, the world spins around Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down Life is going your way or it just ain't fair There's always a reason to drink around here Some are coming to dance, some are coming to fight Any day of the week could be a Saturday night Might be having a ball, may be shedding some tears There's always a reason to drink around here There's always a reason to drink around here There's always a reason to drink around here Word on the vine is Johnny got a job Three days a week at the auto part shop