You couldn't do it in person?
You had to text message breakup, you fuck up
Oh my god, I wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right!
B-R-A-K-E? That's in your car, dummy!
And I'm not gonna take this disgrace
I'll be like mace in your face on MySpace
Just you wait until you read the shit on you I'm gonna blog about
You like texts so much? How much you like it now?
(You can't text message breakup!)
(You can't text message breakup!)
(You can't text message breakup!)
After 2 years?
(You can't text message breakup!)
(You can't text message breakup!)
(You can't text message breakup!)
Get a clue, I'll go Alanis Morissette on you
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I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
My ex-BF is a cyberspace coward
And he plays with his asshole in the shower
I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was
I'm pissed like President Bush would be in a gay parade in Texas
I gonna spit until you shit
If you don't like it you can lick my fucking clit for once
(You can't text message breakup!) Oh my god!
(You can't text message breakup!) I mean, we got a dog!
(You can't text message breakup!) You still owe me 1,200 dollars, shit bag!
(You can't text message breakup!) String up a stag!
(You can't text message breakup!) I want all my stuff back!
(You can't text message breakup!) Get a clue
No, just let the clues be lost just fuck you, dick
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I'll use the same weapon against you 'cause I can type too
Ex-BF forever, dick
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You're my ex-BF forever, dick!