Somebody told me
You spilt your drink on yourself again
Got on the table
Played Wham! on repeat like it was revenge
And this is why I can't take you anywhere
Especially around this time of year
'Cause you'll get fucked up and pretend that you're lonely
And I'll drown in all your guilty tears
Christmas lights
On the street
Bring me joy the way you never did
Walking home
Think I love this time of year more than I love you
I wanna break up 'cause you're not so nice
Every time you talk, yeah, I roll my eyes
I wanna break up 'cause you're the worst
Didn't buy you a gift for Christmas
Wanna kiss a stranger under mistletoe
I'd have more fun than if I kissed you
I wanna break up 'cause you're the worst
Didn't buy you a gift for Christmas
Happy Ex-mas
Happy Ex-mas
Happy Ex-mas (it's a)
Happy Ex-mas
Somebody told me
You spilt your drink on yourself again
Got on the table
Played Wham! on repeat like it was revenge
Christmas lights
On the street
Bring me joy the way you never did
Walking home
Think I love this time of year more than I love you
I wanna break up 'cause you're not so nice
Every time you talk, yeah, I roll my eyes
I wanna break up 'cause you're the worst
Didn't buy you a gift for Christmas
Wanna kiss a stranger under mistletoe
I'd have more fun than if I kissed you
I wanna break up 'cause you're the worst
Didn't buy you a gift for Christmas
Happy Ex-mas
Happy Ex-mas
Happy Ex-mas (it's a)
Happy Christmas, you're my ex now
Happy Ex-mas
Happy Ex-mas
Happy Ex-mas (it's a)
Happy Christmas, you're my ex now