I took a stroll to The Lewis Bar
And Shonnie Doon was standing there
I said to Derek, "Can I have a drink?"
He says, "Have you got any money this week?"
I said yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
I took a wander over to The Star
And I spent half an hour at the bar
I took a seat, but aye no joke
He says, "Are you coming out for a smoke?"
I said yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
♪
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
I was happy by the fire
The old man came in and said he had a flat tyre
I was only halfway through my drink
He said, "Will you give us a hand with this?"
I said yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
It was at the dangler out the back
Then we realised we'd forgotten the jack
He said, "Where are you going for a lift?
Put on Franks Burns for a taxi on tick"
I said yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
♪
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well then we got the tyre fixed
And it was goin' on for half past six
I said, "Can I have another drink?"
"Well you'd better hurry up and make it quick"
I said yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
I was there half the night
I forgot to phone the wife
And then she phones to me and says
"Go and get another life"
I said yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
♪
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes a'bhalaich
Well yes