Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Would you believe I would put this into a song? Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Are we ever right Or are we ever wrong? Iain Hinters looking for a smoke detector Iain George is looking for a bag of crab claws Ian Croft he's looking for a quarter bottle An ounce of baccy to keep him on his toes I'm running around like a headless chicken It's Friday afternoon and I've lost the freeking kitten The midges are out, I'd better not get bitten Is this the worst song that I've ever written? Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Would you believe I would put this into a song? Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Are we ever right Or are we ever wrong? ♪ We get a gig on the roundy for the camera man And out of his house jumps Ross Cameron Ah said to the boys, "We better think of a plan Before we end up causing a traffic jam" Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Would you believe I would put this into a song? Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Are we ever right Or are we ever wrong? ♪ Oh well the dog chase the cat While the cat chased the rabbit I should give up smoking It's a very bad habit It's getting cold so put on your jacket Come and watch the P&D make a racket Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Would you believe I would put this into a song? Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Are we ever right Are we ever wrong? Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Would you believe I would put this into a song? Co-Dhiu Dot Com Co-Dhiu Dot Com Are we ever right Or are we ever wrong?