I am a country boy, and I don't like the city I'd rather be at home watching the telly The cows and sheep are in the croft That I'm hiding up in my granny's loft Trying to find a way to make a living It's six in the morning,and I'm in my bed I spend the most of the night in the shed I was in the shed with me and my mate Scoffing magic mushrooms, all off a plate Well, I am a country boy, and I don't like the city I'd rather be at home watching the telly The cows and sheep are in the croft That I'm hiding up in my granny's loft Trying to find a way to make a living Well, I know this isn't normal, and I know this isn't right Any average man, they would get a fright My head is in the clouds, and my guts are on the deck It's seven hours to go before I lose the sweats Well, I am a country boy, and I don't like the city I'd rather be at home watching the telly The cows and sheep are in the croft That I'm hiding up in my granny's loft Trying to find a way to make a living Well, I am a country boy, and I don't like the city I'd rather be at home watching the telly