We're the P, and the D, from Stornoway town We're in a hired van, it better not break down We'll stop for a smoke, some coffee and tea We'll reach Inversnecky, grab a burger with cheese Well go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Uilly had bought some Irn Bru I've shacked a pint, back on the road for two The Pheigi a Ghraidh is on repeat Need to stretch the legs and get out this heat Well go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Well, Innes what's that buzzing coming from the dash? He said, "Just ignore it, it's a pile of trash There's a cove on a bike an he's in our way It's Tony Duffy coming to watch us play" Well go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy We've reached our venue, what a lovely site We're here to party, we'll be up all night If you're still at home and you can't get out You'll know what to do, that's without a doubt Well go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Take it to the airidh and give it laldy Go and pour yourself a little brandy Give it laldy!