To granny's, I'm going for my dinner on a Sunday night Before I go to the church She said that it's good for a young sinner You better eat your dobbie before you get any thinner I've got a plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh I've got a plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh A plate full of sgadan and marag dhubh Oh why the hell folks like it well I ain't got a clue Everybody needs a granny for a sgadan, everyone needs a granny Everyone needs a granny for a sgadan, everyone needs a granny I'm dancing on my way to Sunday school I kicked a football straight at the Minister's wife He dragged me back to granny's and he called me a fool He slapped me to the table slapped me down on a stool I've got a plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh I've got a plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh A plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh Oh why the hell folks like it well I ain't got a clue Everybody needs a granny for a sgadan, everybody needs a granny Everybody needs a granny for a sgadan, everyone needs a granny This food makes me sick, it makes my skin crawl As I threw up I fight and I brawl Arrested for three years and to my great dismay The prison cook was Shawny Bake from Carloway I've got a plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh I've got a plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh A plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh It's guaranteed to turn your gut and make you go spew Everybody needs a granny for a sgadan, everbody needs a granny Everybody needs a granny for a sgadan, everybody needs a granny Everybody needs a Big Mac or a Whopper, everyone needs a Big Mac Everybody needs a Big Mac or a Whopper, everybody needs a Big Mac I've got a plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh I've got a plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh A plate full of sgaden and some marag dhubh It's guaranteed to turn your gut and make you go spew I've got a plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh I've got a plate full of scadan and some marag dhubh A plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh A plate full of sgadan and some marag dhubh