You call it jogging I call it running around You say you're losing weight but you ain't lost a pound While you're out jogging with your other friends I'm home feeding the kids again You call it joggin' I call it running around You call it joggin' I call it running around It's the best release you say you've ever found Your friends all smile and agree yeah you were running around on me You call it joggin' I call it running around Somebody said they saw you down at the corner getting Out of some stranger's car You come home after running for hours ain't even breathing hard Hm You call it joggin' I call it running around The soles of your running shoes they ain't wearing down While you're out running up and down the streets I'm at home trying to get the kids to sleep Sh You call it joggin' I call it running around (Let's take a lap or two) You been out since 5pm It's now 30 minutes past 10 You blow in all out of breath Honey you been drinking gin again? You call it joggin' I call it running around Draggin' that silly old towel all over town You come home grinning with your hair all wet Smelling like shampoo instead of sweat Mm mm mm You call it joggin' I call it running around Oh yeah You all it joggin' I call it running around Yeah