(SPOKEN) It's me again, Barbara Cartland.
(SPOKEN) Now, where were we?
If your prince leaves you wanting more,
And royal life is a royal bore,
Why not score a man of war?
Here comes, here comes,
James Hewitt
(Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, James Hewitt)
Ladies
(Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, James Hewitt)
Other ladies
(Oh oh oh-oh-oh oh oh oh)
Let's do it!
Ladies, if your life has gone off course, (uh oh)
You don't need, no messy divorce! (oh no)
All you need is a man on a horse (here comes, here comes)
(Jaaay-) I can take you for a ride,
All your troubles, tossed aside.
You dismount, satisfied!
(Here comes, here comes)
His stomach is slim, his muscles are tight.
A he-man like him, who cares if he's bright?
(You'll sing his hymn when the lights are dim)
Here comes-! (Here comes)
(SPOKEN) James Hewitt, your royal highness
(SPOKEN) Officer Hewitt, I hear you offer lessons.
(SPOKEN) There's only one type of lesson I offer
(SPOKEN) ...Riding lessons.
(Woah oh oh, James Hewitt)
(SPOKEN) Though I assumed your husband gives you riding lessons...?
(SPOKEN) He's tried. He's not very good.
(Woah oh oh, you go girl)
(SPOKEN) Perhaps he just doesn't have the proper horse.
(SPOKEN) And do you have the proper horse?
(SPOKEN) Your royal highness, I think you'd adore my horse ;)
(SPOKEN) Oh alright, alright.
(SPOKEN) I just made up those bits of dialogue,
(SPOKEN) but aren't they delicious?
(SPOKEN) They are, they are.
(SPOKEN) Now listen:
Soon he hoists her up on a mare,
Then the stallion takes it from there
He dared go where few men tread-
James Hewitt.
(JAMESS HEWITTT)
Did do it.
(Did do iTTTTT)
(In a princess' bedddddd)