Soak it in, feel the strings Hear the sound of angel's wings This is heaven's music fit for kings The Russian plays on and on, like an endless telethon How I wish that he were Elton John Charles likes clever girls Alright, I'm no intellect But maybe there's a discotheque Where the prince could hear some Prince And we'd all get funkadelic Then again, don't create a scene You're auditioning to be his queen And if Queen were playing now Freddy Mercury would slay it! This is how your people This is how your people Dance! Pet Shop Boys Come on, come on Make some noise! This is how your people This is how your people Dance! Rave and rant Give it up for Adam Ant! Where are you, Diana? Huh? You seem a million miles away The music is transporting me I guess its the royal drill To smile a lot and sit still Though I don't know why she's here And I'd really like to sock her Then there's Charles, who's happy when He hears music by dead white men Perhaps his girl could turn him into a rocker! This is how your people This is how your people Dance! Young and free! Everything you wanna be! This is how your people This is how your people! ♪ Perhaps this girl can turn him into a rocker! ♪ Young and free! Everything you wanna be! Feel the groove, even royals need to move! This is how your people This is how your people This is how your happy, goddamn bloody people dance!