I'd like to hate myself in the morning And raise a little hell tonight I've got the urge to carouse And maybe raise a few brows Cut loose and pull all the stops out Who cares if they call the cops out I'd like to wake at noon feeling guilty And know that somehow, something isn't quite right I'd like to hate myself in the morning And raise a little hell tonight I'd like to hate myself in the morning And raise a little hell tonight I've got the urge to carouse And maybe raise a few brows Cut loose and pull all the stops out Who cares if they call the cops out I'd like to wake at noon feeling guilty And know that somehow, something isn't quite right I'd like to hate myself in the morning And wonder who I kissed And wonder who I missed I just might hate myself in the morning But what a dandy time tonight!