It's so moist up in this crib
I am so moist
You make me slow down like a menopause
You're so old but you make me moist because
I'm not a dolphin but you still make my blowhole moist
You're so good you never disappoint
You make me wet just like the ocean
Your butt's so big it's like an explosion
You're so hot I wanna make you my own
I wanna see you at the retirement home
Your wrinkles make me tinkle
Hey! You single? Cause I'm ready to mingle
You're so fun you feel like a toy store
You make me moister than an oyster
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
When I'm moist I go to the Krusty Krab
Mmm the juicy Krabby Patty
You're such a fatty
You're so old I should call you daddy
You make me slide into the DMs
When we have fun you can bring all your old friends
We can all play some of your games
And after that, I'll never be the same
Your wrinkles make me tinkle
Hey! You single? Cause I'm ready to mingle
You're so fun you feel like a toy store
You make me moister than an oyster
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Do you hear that?
Oh my god, what is that?
Oh no, it's the moist monster!
What's the moist monster?
You don't know what the moist monster is?
It will drown you, then dry you up like you're 69 again
Maybe if we scream moist it will go away
Sounds sick man
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Moist moist moist, moister than an oyster!
Yeah, we did it!
A roast for our old haters
You can go back to church now