I'd much rather have A caravan in the hills Than a mansion in the slums ♪ I'd much rather have A caravan in the hills Than a mansion in the slums When the taste of success Only lasts you half an hour or less But it loves you when it comes And you laugh at yourself While you're bleeding to death I'd much rather have A trampoline in my front room Than an isolation tank I wish I was a million miles away From the manager's door There is trouble at the bank And you laugh at yourself As you go deep into debt And you laugh at yourself While he's breathing down your neck ♪ Who can stop me With money in my pocket? Sometimes I get it free The best of both worlds The best of both worlds ♪ I'd much rather have A caravan in the hills I'd much rather have A mansion in the hills Than a mansion in the slums I'd much rather What I mean is Would you mind if I had it all? I'll take it when it comes And you laugh at yourself While you're bleeding to death With somebody else always Breathing down your neck Laugh at yourself While he's hanging over your head ♪ While he's breathing down your neck It'll soon be over (best of both worlds) With a mansion, mansion! Best of both worlds ♪ Best of both worlds (will soon be over)