It's a simple, but small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mother was yelling "no" And her father has asked her to go So her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seats with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a saddening bore Cause she's lived it ten times or more She could spit in the eyes of fools For they ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh, man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show It's a time for the lawman beating up the wrong guy Oh, man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best-selling show Is there life on Mars?