The gospel according to tony day The gospel according to tony day The gospel according to tony day If I find a girl he'll take her away Rotten tony! ♪ The gospel according to brendan o'lear The gospel according to brendan o'lear The gospel according to brendan o'lear If I buy him a scotch, he'll buy me a beer Tight fist, friends The gospel according to pat hewitt The gospel according to pat hewitt The gospel according to pat hewitt If it's written on a sweater then I'd better not, you do it Ah Got to, got to ♪ Your mind, blow i Blow it ♪ The gospel according to marianne brent The gospel according to marianne brent The gospel according to marianne brent She'll be mine if I pay the rent Good old marianne, who needs friends, oh ♪ That's the fucking time, take a look at my life and you'll see Take a quick, butchers, rotten mary down the oak Wouldn't give me two pence for him