The sweetest one of all May be here tonight The one that'll make you drool It'll be love at first sight She'll make your knees buckle And feel warm and fuzzy inside Your heart will be racing You'll forget everyone you've tried She might be black She might be white Or from any foreign shore One things for certain She'll leave you craving more She'll be in any shape or size No matter small or tall She may be rich She may be smooth We'll have to try them all Shiver me timbers that's a jolly good rum Cool on my lips, but it tickles my tongue Shiver me timbers that's a jolly good rum But the search goes on 'til we find the one We're visiting every tavern Stopping at every port Sampling all the locals We tasted all sorts Yet to deliver that quiver in my liver We need a special brand Onwards we continue Until the perfect rum's in hand Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum Cool on my lips, but it tickles my tongue Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum But the search goes on 'til we find the one Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum Drank so many but we're not done Shiver Me Timbers that's a jolly good rum But the search goes on 'til we find the one